Dear Dave,

The proper response to how are you doing is fine.

Another response in the negative only goes to show your weakness of character.

It is not an indication that people do not want to be bothered with negative things from your mind.

I would be glad to be of assisstance...

Please limit your problem to one easily solved by reciting cliches.

We do not loan money to people who need it.

We do not give advice to people with real problems.

We do not want to repair things that are truly broken.

Should you think you have any real problems, just click your heals together three times and say there is no place like Wal Mart.

Pay no attention to the man in the mirror.

Sincerely,

Those with the answers.