I love the way you pass the check.

I love the good times that you wreck.

I love you passed out on the deck.

I love my fingers round your neck.

you're like me favorite damned disease.

These are not my words. Don't know whose they are.

blame others...

excuse rather than own actions...

use sarcasm if it causes damage...

solve problems with violence...

pick and promote a favorite malady...